The Premier League returns

It's been a long wait but The Most Exciting League In The World (copyright - every tabloid newspaper) returns today. Across the country, football fans will be asking themselves one question: will this be our year to finish fifth behind Chelsea, Man Utd, Arsenal and Liverpool? Meanwhile, the pundits will be pondering the big winner. Will Chelsea pip Man Utd this year? Will Man Utd retain the title? Or will... well, let's face it, it's just those two possibilities.

The Premier League: it's like a ten-month long coin toss.

The tedium will be ignored by Norwich City supporters such as myself. For us the excitement comes from wondering which mid-table slot we'll finish up in this time round.

Can you feel the excitement?