Man Utd 5, Roma 0

Sky do a thing where they invite a fan of each team to commentate on the match they're showing and viewers who don't want to hear the 'official' Sky commentary can press the red button to listen. Turning on the football this evening, I was surprised to discover that ITV had done the same thing - only they seemed to have got two United fans instead of a United fan and a Roma fan. Then I realised it was Clive Tyldesley and David Pleat.

By the way, has Clive ever told you that he commentated on United's Champions League win?

Update: Bugger, they've scored a sixth now. I think Clive just wet himself.